Till Death Do Us Part is a lighthearted and sometimes satirical true crime podcast where we present our dysfunctional married take on serious cases involving other dysfunctional relationships. We hope you enjoy.

Hello and welcome to episode 131 of Till Death Do Us Part.

I'm Daniel.

And I'm Melissa.

131.

But who's really counting?

Well, I am, I guess.

You are.

Glad you're writing these down because I don't remember.

It just makes me feel better to say it, I guess. You are. Glad you're writing these down because I don't remember. It just makes me feel better to say it, I guess.

When this episode comes out, I will be at camp with our children.

Lucky.

Am I, though?

No.

Hmm.

You're going next year if they'll let you.

It doesn't sound fun it doesn't so there's a lot of rules there's a lot of rules for the children what are the parents supposed to do there's not parents

it's like teachers and faculty so then i'm so then I can't go. No, some parents are going. Yes. If, if and a guy such as myself were to go, what would I do? Play games. With who? With the kids. Hang out with the adults, talk about Jesus.

In other words, I have to be responsible for other people's offspring.

Yes, but they're older offspring, so they're more independent.

That doesn't sound fun.

You know what?

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