Bye Bye Bachelorette: Friday, March 20th, 2026
The Toast
Dear Media
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🗓️ 20 March 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning girlies, it's the toast. |
| 0:09.0 | It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. |
| 0:14.0 | It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. |
| 0:19.0 | We'll start your day off, swirly. |
| 0:21.1 | It's the toast. |
| 0:22.9 | I sound amazing. |
| 0:24.8 | Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. |
| 0:27.0 | Hope everybody had a pargy weekend and is getting ready to have a pargy weekend. |
| 0:31.1 | I hope everybody had a party week, period, and is getting ready to have a party weekend. |
| 0:38.6 | It's been a crazy week, honestly, looking forward to putting this one to bed it is it is like a historic week oh yeah newswise |
| 0:45.6 | i mean i was just like talking about myself and my pargy week every week is pargy but it's just been like |
| 0:50.3 | a lot so i'm excited for a relaxing weekend well Well, not relaxing, but to not get out of |
| 0:56.7 | my jaw must. Can I ask you a question? I was watching TikTok this morning as I do when I get ready to prepare for the show. And I was watching a podcast clip and somebody was asking the other person like, are you happy? And then, you know, happy, like do you have happy moments? Because I don't believe that anyone in this life is like truly just like happy capital age and i was like wait what like |
| 1:13.4 | first of all so I wanted to ask you |
| 1:14.7 | do you think you're happy like a happy person oh that's two different questions yes I agree but then |
| 1:19.7 | also do you agree with that sentiment being like no one in this world is like capital age happy |
| 1:23.5 | no there are people who are happy people. They're rare. I feel like I am one of those people. Like, I really feel like I'm a truly happy person. Generally speaking, you're a happy person. But when I think of the people who are happy, capital age, who like never have like an unhappy moment, like, Margo Lohen. You're not one of them. Yeah. So, but yes, you are compared to the gen pop, like you are a happy person. |
| 1:47.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:48.4 | Josh Peck talked a lot about it in his book. His book was called I hate happy people. And how, like, he used to be jealous of those people who would just like have that innate, like, joy. And I'm like, I read the book. I'm like, oh, he's talking about me. |
| 1:57.6 | No, so I think there's like happy people who are just like always happy and they're like special. |
| 2:03.8 | And then I think there's like happy people who are just like always happy |
| 2:00.9 | and they're like special. And then I think there are people who are happy in their lives who are just like enjoying life. I feel like I'm both like actually. And I am I don't think I'm like radically happy. You're not about to talk happy. No, but I am I'm very happy. Yeah, me too. |
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