By This I Know | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.1 | We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor-filled. |
| 0:12.8 | God bless you today and enjoy the message. Well, God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:19.1 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by. |
| 0:22.0 | Be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:23.7 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:27.0 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:28.7 | And I heard about this couple that lived out in the country. |
| 0:32.1 | They had been married 50 years and never had an argument, not one. |
| 0:41.5 | Somebody asked the secret of their success. The man explained as they were leaving the church going on their honeymoon, the wife's horse refused to go. |
| 0:47.6 | She got off, looked the horse in the eyes and said, that's one. He went a little further, |
| 0:53.1 | stopped again. She got off, looked the horse in the eyes and said, that's one. He went a little further, stopped again. |
| 0:57.7 | She got off, looked the horse in the eyes, and said, that's two. |
| 1:00.5 | He went a little more, stopped a third time. |
| 1:05.8 | This time she got off, pulled her revolver out, and shot the horse dead. |
| 1:09.1 | Her husband said, what in the world are you doing? |
| 1:10.9 | You can't just shoot a horse. |
| 1:13.7 | She looked at him and said, honey, that's one. |
| 1:17.7 | All right, that is not advice. |
| 1:18.3 | That's a joke. |
| 1:18.8 | Here we go. |
| 1:21.1 | This is my Bible. |
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