By the way sweet-toots, I was only sitting a few rows behind you at a Final Four Basketball game about six years ago (preview) - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/29/23)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist.

McB shares a wonderful thought experiment in which HE were the DA prosecuting a young man for drunkenly assaulting two police officers who have ZERO noticeable injuries (as opposed to the female DA who prosecuted him)

plus McB's thoughts about other forms of gender racism, Ashley Judd, and the bad false news articles and irresponsible journalism stories written about him by a local newspaper.

Listen to our previous episodes on the men’s rights icon here: The Ballad of McB w/Brett Payne

Here: Alexander Reads McB

And Here: Letters from a Tampa Bay Jail w/Brett Payne

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0:00.0	This one's called Death Chat 500.
0:02.0	This one's called Death Chat 500. Uh, uh, Ian says, so this guy is insane. Got it. Uh, just wait, Ian, because the next subchapter is McBride, the prosecutor.
0:44.5	Normal, respectable, or traditional investigative work doesn't exist anymore. If I have this case,
0:51.6	I call the bar first and speak to as many eyewitnesses as possible.
0:56.6	Okay, so this is now a manufactured example within the manufactured example of what
1:02.1	if McBee were the prosecutor.
1:05.7	Yeah, hypothetically.
1:07.4	Maybe he should be.
1:08.1	I hope he takes the funds he got from this book to go to law school.
1:13.1	I don't want to spoil anything for you, but things turn out pretty good in this hypothetical where McCbe is the prosecutor.
1:17.9	Okay, well, I mean, I'm excited.
1:21.3	Okay. If I have this case, I call the bar first and speak to as many eyewitnesses as possible.
1:27.9	I'm looking for damages and crimes, not hearsay.
1:32.8	I'm looking for damages and crimes, not hearsay.
1:35.6	I'm not going to prosecute someone for hearsay.
1:38.8	Like these judges...
1:39.3	For rumors?
1:40.1	Charge them.
1:40.8	Oh, charge them with a first degree rumor.
1:45.2	I hate that shit.
1:49.5	Okay, I'm looking for damages and crimes, not hearsay.
1:51.6	Then interview the kid.
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