Hey, hey, hey, short rounds of Benson Burners.

My name is Doug and I Love Minis.

This is Doug Loves Minis.

The show that is taking the weekend, spelled normally, off to attend Hangout Fest in Gulf Shores, Alabama,

featuring The Weekend, no E in the second syllable, Cage the Elephant, Run the Jew jewels, and more, coming to you from the balcony

of a hotel room in Orange Coast, Alabama. It's super windy out here, and the waves are crashing

pretty hard, and you might get a taste of the thunder that's been happening continuously since I

arrived yesterday. I'm even getting rained on a little bit right now.

I was watching the local news today, and not only did the weathermen say that today was a good

day to bake biscuits. Yeah, he really said that, and he added, go ask your parents. It's really,

it's really easy to do, or it's not that difficult to do.

Something like that.

But they also interviewed the mayor of Orange Coast, who said he's not a fan of Hangout Fest.

In spite of all the money it brings to the region and all the attention, it brings to the fact that this is a beautiful

beach that got you know almost got ruined by that massive oil spill he says he's not a fan

because it brings quote drugs and underage drinking to this family community, end quote.

Fuck that guy.

Doug plugs.

Monday night, Doug Loves Movies is back at Meltdown Comics in LA at 9 p.m.

And I'm really excited for it because one of my guests is one of my favorite writer-directors working today.

Schedule permitting, of course.

Wednesday, Douglas Movies returns to St. Louis, this time at the brand-new Helium

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