By the Eternal
That's Spooky
Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network
4.9 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to a spooky. I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler. And this is a weekly podcast that is consistently underscored. Hi everyone, welcome to That Spooky. |
| 0:37.7 | I'm Johnny. |
| 0:38.4 | I'm Tyler. |
| 0:38.9 | And this is a weekly podcast that is consistently underscored by the sound of a dog sucking on a blanket. |
| 0:44.7 | It's the soundtrack of our lives. |
| 0:46.6 | Yeah, welcome to the show, everyone. |
| 0:49.4 | Fleetwood just licked a big wet spot on the bed, then he laid down on it, and now he's sucking his |
| 0:55.1 | blanket to celebrate. |
| 0:56.7 | Real gross. |
| 0:57.8 | Yeah, can't wait to wash the sheets later in like a week, because honestly, our bed is |
| 1:04.1 | covered in dog saliva. |
| 1:05.6 | Pretty much, everything is. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.4 | Everything is. |
| 1:08.0 | Everything's nasty in this house. |
| 1:09.7 | Everything's got a layer of fur and spit all over it. Not actually. We have a very clean, very, you know, livable, comfortable, enjoyable home. But pet owners know. But yeah. It's a constant battle. Oh, Mama. Between Behemoth, Daphne, and Fleetwood. Yeah. We've got every type of fur imaginable. Yeah. Those little spindly ones that weave themselves into the fabric from Fleetwood. The sticky, the sticky, foofy stuff from Beamer. Yeah. And then Daphne has the sneaky cleans of your clothes and ever comes off hair. Yeah, it's true. And she's a drooler. And she's a drooler. She is a drooler. |
| 1:44.6 | Thank God for Todd and Mary. I know, right? They make no messes. Except Todd's pretty disgusting. He's constantly running in his own shit. Yeah, yeah. That's my life. I didn't have kids, but I definitely have things that I clean poop off of. It's true. I definitely have things I'm cleaning up after. |
| 1:42.1 | I remember when we... |
| 1:42.8 | It's not the same thing, but you know, I'm just saying. |
| 1:45.3 | I remember. Definitely have things that I clean poop off of. It's true. I definitely have things I'm cleaning up after. |
| 2:01.5 | I remember when we... |
| 2:02.2 | It's not the same thing, but you know, what to see. |
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