that I have something much more exciting than the intro tonight I found these

glasses and because of a young person here tonight Dylan has a very good

buddy of Doug Benson where are you Dylan you don't have to stand up or

nothing oh there you are brother we were doing a gig we were doing Doug

Benson's the movie I Doug loves movies I was gonna say the movie interruption but

that's not a podcast we're doing Doug's love Doug loves movies of the UCB

which is an airless box in Los Angeles if you've ever been there it's one of

the hippest comedy places you'll ever go to you'll see every kind of superb

comedian there in an atmosphere that's like a Star Trek jury set you're kind

of way too close to the action and sometimes there's people on the stage sitting

there looking at you judging and vetting every moment and there's like one the

men's room doesn't have a toilet it only has a urinal so yeah emergency's

outside fellas so I'm in the I'm in the back with Gabe we had course that had a

meeting of the minds earlier and he gave there was these little glasses back

there and he goes Greg put these on and I put one on and I went are you fucking

joking me Jesus H Christ on a crunch that the cat dragged in on a soda cracker

from Alpha Centauri this shit fucking made me change my major immediately and

you'll see what I'm talking about when you put them on I'm gonna spread them out

all I want you to do is wear them there's no you know you know but just trade

them off to everybody how do they work Greg what are they what's happening are

you trying to bend our mind are there drugs in the earpieces no you don't need

drugs in the earpieces there's lots of fairy lights everywhere Christmas lights

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