Hello! It’s the podcast that was only $300 million away from saving the Connecticut Sun. Today, Katie and the Casualties take a look at a week full of sports headlines that AREN’T April Fools jokes, but might as well be - are the Golden Knights really hiring John Tortorella with 8 games left in the season? Did Tortorella really try to spear a fan with a hockey stick between panes of glass? Is the Phillies third baseman really suing his parents? Did LSU football just sign a 26-year-old rapper? Is Donald Trump really trying to move Madison Square Garden? Did Dana White… whatever?Then Katie and the team get into March Madness and the insanity of UConn’s buzzer beater, from the Duke hometown call to the UConn women’s team’s reaction, where the shot ranks on Chris’ list of all-time March buzzer beaters, whether the UNC men are getting a new coach, whether the LSU women are losing one, the Olympics banning transgender athletes for 2028 and Bob Costas genuinely thinking he’s the voice of reason, Tiger Woods’ car crash, his latest disappointment, and the concept of accountability, and an update on the latest in the 2026 World Cup, from the US team’s confusing loss to Belgium, and a ban on tailgating in New Jersey, to Jelly Roll being our nation’s chosen cultural representative - plus a special look at a historic day for the NWSL in Denver. And Chris wraps the show with What to Watch in sports this week.