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Middle of Somewhere w/ Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson

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Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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This week, Chad hits the road with Bert Kreischer and a dog pees on Cy's lawn. This episode of Middle of Somewhere is brought to you by BetterHelp! --- Follow us on Instagram & Twitter! Chad Daniels (@ThatChadDaniels) is a Dad, Comedian, and pancake lover. With over 750 million streams of his 5 albums to date, his audio plays are in the 99th percentile in comedy and music on Pandora alone, averaging over 1MM per week. Chad’s previous album, Footprints on the Moon was the most streamed comedy album of 2017, and he has 6 late-night appearances and a Comedy Central Half Hour under his belt. Cy Amundson (@CyAmundson) With appearances on Conan, Adam Devine’s House Party, and Comedy Central’s This is Not Happening, Cy Amundson is fast-proving himself in the world of standup comedy. After cutting his teeth at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis, has since appeared on Family Guy and American Dad and as a host on ESPN's SportsCenter on Snapchat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere
0:17.8	hello.
0:18.8	How are you?
0:19.8	Thank you for coming back.
0:20.8	Across from me, as always, is Cyrus Amanson.
0:22.8	This is a dog pissing on my lawn right now that's not my dog.
0:27.3	Here's what happens in my neighborhood, Chad.
0:32.0	There's a sidewalk that people walk on and on one side of the sidewalk is public property
0:38.2	and on the other side of the sidewalk is my property and people like to let their dog
0:45.0	not just pee but wander all the way, the dog right now all the way up to our gardens
0:51.6	and that I'm watching that just finished peeing and now I'm making eye contact with the
0:57.0	dog.
0:58.0	Yeah, fuck, it's fucking you.
1:00.1	You can start the show.
1:01.1	God damn it.
1:02.1	Let's restart the show.
1:03.9	These fucking to look me in the eyes, fuck you dude.
1:07.2	Yeah, we're not restarting the show but I will tell you this.
1:09.9	I had that exact same attitude that you have right now.
1:12.4	Didn't have to do with a dog, didn't have to do with any of my property but I started
1:15.5	reading the book The Inner Game of Golf because I'm a head case and I need help.
1:22.8	I think athletically on the golf course, I'm fine.
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