What has happened to our food? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. More and more we're living in a gluten-free, impossible meat, alternative milk type of world.

Uh-oh, you're coming for oat milk now too, huh? It's a shame because experts say you can actually tell a lot about a person based on how you butter your toast.

Oh, interesting.

And I know most people now don't like toast or butter.

Yeah, I was going to say I just want to stay away from the butter.

Instead, you prefer to spread cucumber oil over your organic flaxseed love.

But you know what?

Either way, psychologists have weighed in and broke down different buttering techniques and what each one says about you as a person.

I thought that was only one.

There's a lot of different ways to do it.

So text in 78592.

Tell us if this accurately describes you and your buttering technique or not.

But Brooke, real quick, how do you like to butter your toast if you think about it? I'm assuming that you're a busy mom, so you like to butter it fast and dirty in and out type of thing. Oh, no, I make sure every corner is covered, A. B, it really, really bothers me if you don't get the toast as soon as it pops up, because then you have unmelted butter.

And there is nothing worse on toast than unmelted butter.

You're a total coverage type of butter where every square inch of the bread must have butter on it,

edge to edge.

I love butter.

I'm not like that at all. That means you're methodical, precise, and like to be in control all the time. And you're definitely afraid your work will check your browser history. So you clear it regularly. Sound about right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Don't want anybody see that Ashley Madison account popping up. Wait. Come on now. Jose, what's your go-to buttering style when you're in apartment? To me, you seem like a methodical spreader. No, see, I'm the opposite. I literally take the butter and I go from upper right corner to bottom left corner in a diagonal motion, a few swipes. You fit the simple glider technique. You casually toss butter on, glided across the bled

across the bled, like once, twice, maybe three times,

and that's good enough. That means

you're laid back, easygoing,

and you don't believe in using

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