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I was born ready.

Welcome to Advisory Opinions, I'm Sarah Isner, that's David French and we have some great

popery for you today and also David.

I'm high on life and toddler cuddles but I went to bed at 3am last night and I've totally

voluntarily and I was like super on Twitter like deep into the morning hours which is not

why I was awake.

So there's this term I understand in Mandarin called Revenge Bedtime Procrastination which

I think is good.

It's when you don't feel like you have enough control over your day that then when you

get a little bit of time at night you sort of build out that time into your sleep time

because you want so badly to have control.

I would say that mine comes down to a few things last night, one, two congested to go to

sleep, two, two pregnant to take decongestant, three, that the brisket is potty trained

but nobody explained to me that like for some kids they're going to be so stubbornly

potty trained that and their bladders are still too small to hold through the night

but that means now you go back to a full wake up schedule at night.

So like I knew I was going to have to wake up at some point to help him go to the bathroom.

Yeah, that happened at 2am so I was like yeah I just might as well wait up because like

it's so painful when you get woken up so might as well wait up for that and then we have

another bathroom problem which is scene number two, I'm super pregnant.

So anyway I'm actually not even sure I made the wrong decision from 3 to 7 I got uninterrupted

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