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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject.

He came home with bed bugs.

Ew.

Right now, it is the nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.

What's your got, Neff?

Butt cheeks. So dumb. I'm crazy. That's the name of a prank. in the building with today's prank phone call what you got neff butt cheeks

so dumb crazy that's the name of the prank butt cheeks okay let's do it hello hello

I'm trying to reach Carmen miss miss Carmen this is a Nate my ass is calling

I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes. This is Mr. Porter. A d. Porter. How are you doing today? I'm fine. Is everything good? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything is fine. Now, your daughter is 10th grade, Crystal, right? Correct. Okay, okay. I want to make sure we've got so many kids with the same names. I wanted to make sure I'm, you know, we got so many kids with the same names.

I wanted to make sure I had the right person.

So here's the issue.

You say your name was Nate?

Yeah.

Okay.

Nate, what we, the problem we're having here at the school is, I don't know if you are aware of it,

but when your wife drops Crystal off at school, we've got the parents as well as some of the

teachers they're they're complaining about what she's uh what she's wearing what your wife is

yeah what she's wearing when she drops the kids off evidently her clothes are a very uh skimpy and

and her butt cheeks.

Her butt cheeks are out.

You know, I don't know if she's, I haven't actually seen her, but I've been getting these reports from, we've been getting.

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