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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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All aboard the Double Threat Express! This week Tom and Julie watch Bill Maher pitch Billy Joel a terrible song, a man who makes various sliced food products, and they FINALLY get to see the John Goodman Slotomania Commercial. PLUS a very exciting announcement! Huge thanks to Joe Frontel for designing our new logo! Check out his work here: https://www.instagram.com/notjoefrontel/ CLIPS FROM THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: -John Goodman Slotomania Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSHshAfqdc -Bill Maher pitches Billy Joel a terrible song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UhXgiKmllw -Why spread it when you can slice it? https://www.tiktok.com/@thevulgarchef/video/7520288919590554894 Patreon is the best way to support Double Threat! Your support keeps the show going and we appreciate it more than we can say. Plus you get weekly bonus episodes, access to monthly livestreams, and more! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patreon.com/doublethreatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ WATCH VIDEO CLIPS OF DOUBLE THREAT ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS *Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ *Reddit⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ *Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ SEND SUBMISSIONS TO ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Joe Frontel 00:00 Intro 5:44 John Goodman Slotomania Commercial 27:05 Remixing the Forever Dog intro sound 33:55 American Idol 39:04 Bill Maher pitches Billy Joel a terrible song 1:21:20 Why spread it when you can slice it? 1:23:12 Favorite fruits 1:27:46 Exciting announcement! 1:33:17 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The other words of the year, they were just as online. You know, Oxford's was brain-wrought. If you can believe it, its first use was in 1854 by Henry David Thoreau.
0:12.1	R-I-P, Henry David Thoreau. You would have hated TikTok.
0:16.6	Wait, Candace, we should probably introduce ourselves.
0:19.6	You're so right, Kate. Hello, listeners. We are the host of Icy YMI, or rather, we should probably introduce ourselves. You're so right, Kate.
0:21.7	Hello, listeners.
0:27.2	We are the host of I-CYMIMI, or rather, in case you missed it, Slate's podcast about internet culture.
0:29.8	We're extremely online, so you don't have to be.
0:32.4	Follow I-Cy-Y-M-I-N-I- now wherever you listen.
0:36.4	Forever! Dog! Buh-A-R-A-W. Forever Dog
0:38.8	Should we just
0:43.2	Should we write a song to that melody?
0:45.5	It's a forever dog
0:47.2	Podcast time
0:48.7	Yeah
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0:52.3	The place do
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1:00.6	If you like podcasts, sorry, you're fucked.
1:02.9	Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
1:13.6	T-U-B-L-E T-H-R-E-A-T-R-E-A-T
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