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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, my boyfriend's naked co-workers.

We'll get into that in a little bit.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is

next? Well, if y'all gonna be naked in the strawberry letter that's up next, I might well

go on and join y'all. Today's title is but man. But man. You ain't going to outdo me, surely,

with your titles. Come on, but man. Let's go, cat, though. But wait. Hello? Hey, I'm trying to reach Vaughn, please. This is Vaughn, who is this? Vaughn. This is Darius. Darius with Human Resources. How are you? I'm doing fine. Can I help you? Yeah, listen, we have an incident that has taken place at the job. You actually,

what floor are you on, Vaughn? On floor 12. Floor 12. All right. So, do you use the copy machine

that often on that floor? Not all the time, but I do use it every once in a while. Okay. So here's what's

going on. There's going to be some actions being taking place here pretty soon, some legal actions,

and we're just clearing everybody, you know, this is just a proper procedure that we're having to go

through. So let me just kind of enlighten you on what's taking place. Someone

on the 12th floor has copied their butt on a piece of paper in the copy machine. So someone

actually sat up on the Xerox machine and copied their butt. Why someone would do that, I have no

earthly idea. But what's happening now is everyone on your

floor is going to have to come

in and show their butts. So

we're scheduling this now.

I'm thinking Friday at 11

AM, would that be suitable

for you to come up?

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