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Run That Prank

Butt Man

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Abuse of the copy machine has become a problem at the job and showing your @$$ takes on a new meaning.

 

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.7

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.5

And the subject is put up or shut up because you messed up.

0:14.4

Okay, we'll get into that.

0:15.9

Find out what that's all about.

0:17.8

Yeah, she's mad.

0:19.5

It's just a few because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for us, Neff? Now, this right here, Shirley, you know, well, I don't know what I'm going to say, but everyone has done this, but, you know, I've done this a few times, you know, in my younger years and people used to do it at their you know at the at their workspace you know

0:38.3

but this is called but man this is called but man you know this is when you make a copy of

0:44.2

your butt on the copy machine i you know you ain't done that no you ain't never done that

0:51.2

no okay junior junior have you ever made a copy of your butt on a copy machine at work? Absolutely. I've done that time. Thank you. Okay. Now, Shirley, are you saying to me? Yeah, I want to validate you. Are you saying to me, Cheryl? Yeah, I've never done that. Never. This is crazy. Yes. Have you made a copy of your butt on the copy machine at one of your jobs in the past?

0:54.6

No.

0:55.5

Stop asking. Can silly questions. Of course not. No. I'm the only one that laid up in there and get that button. You and Jr. Yes. And what for what? Yeah. What are you doing this for? You're making a copy of yourself.

1:24.4

Carlis Sherley, I've never done that. I just want to validate this fool. Just absolutely. You just need somebody to go with you. I'll just go out here with you. I'll just go. You're just lying. Let's go, cat doll. But, man. I'm lying. This is but man. Come on. Come on, bud, man.

1:26.0

Hello?

1:27.9

Hey, I'm trying to read Zvon, please.

1:45.3

Oh, You cat's dog, butt man. I'm lying. This is butt man. Come on. Come on, butt man. Hello.

1:46.2

Hey, I'm trying to reach Vaughn, please.

1:48.1

This is Vaughn. Who is this? Vaughn. This is Darius. Darius with Human Resources. How are you? I'm doing fine. Can I help you? Yeah. Listen, we have an incident that has taken place at the job.

1:45.3

You actually, what floor are you on, Vaughn? Listen, we have an incident that has taken place at the job.

2:01.6

You actually, what floor are you on, Vaughn?

2:04.6

On floor 12.

2:06.6

Floor 12.

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