Butt Blown With Ozone

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.120 I’m Getting The Wrong Adult Advertisements Served To Me 1:51.559 Temu Is This Year’s Wish! 10:19.548 More Gibberish Light Language From Star Seeds 16:07.391 Screaming Racist With Bonus Threats To Nancy Pelosi 22:00.534 Woman With Sweaty Breasts Hates Lesbians 25:35.528 Please Consider Supporting DV! 29:18.481 AI ChatGPT Can Now Summarize Episodes Of Distorted View! 30:44.491 Gwyneth Paltrow Likes Gas Up The Butt 34:15.497 Playboy Is Back To Fail Again! 39:20.857 Avocado Assault! 44:10.516 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / […]

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0:00.0	And it breaks into Wednesday, March 15th, 2023, coming up on the program today, guacamole
0:05.9	sex play anyone, plus the internet wants me to look at photos of old naked women.
0:10.9	Why?
0:11.9	Why internet?
0:12.9	Which celebrity is getting gasp on upper ass and Playboy is back to party like it's 1983.
0:18.8	All coming up today.
0:22.6	This started view daily, proudly presents great moments in tech support phone calls.
0:30.4	Where exactly were you talking, were you talking to a tight aqua agent or were you talking
0:39.9	to a car?
0:40.9	Oh my god.
0:41.9	Man, what's up now?
0:42.9	Man, we are in multiple locations cropped in Seattle area, I have no idea who you're
0:51.2	talking about.
0:52.2	And where you at?
0:53.2	I'm fucking fellow rich.
0:54.2	Man, man, I was in my cell number 1, you're mad.
0:58.2	I've been on the goddamn old phone, I'm mad.
1:01.2	I don't even remember that I was in my cell number 1.
1:03.2	I got phone calls from a man, I'm mad.
1:05.2	I said, I've got phone calls from a cell number 1.
1:08.2	I'm mad and mad.
1:09.2	I'm mad and mad.
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