Because anybody can come out and say, hey, I want to fuck you.

If you can get there without my experience.

Brach!

Hit it, boys! It's football season, and I couldn't give one fucking dick if you use promo code this weekend,

because time is of the essence to talk about Taylor Swift.

We're not fucking wasting any time.

Now that that's a waste of time using the, doing the reeds, because those are fucking

awesome.

Again, we don't have to do the reads.

I'm just so good at them that we choose to, that's how we do the Draft Kings thing.

So play it with promo code brunch, and hopefully you'll do as well as Taylor did, because reputation is

fucking awesome.

I think it's awesome.

I'm wildly impressed.

I'm almost ready to tweet fucking reputation better than 1989, and then delete Twitter

anyway, because I fucking hate you guys all so much.

I only like three of you left on Twitter.

I've fucking deteriorated so much on social media.

My life is miserable.

This album is so fucking good.

We both arrived at the same conclusion pretty much immediately.

Well, her trick with putting out a mediocre song first and then giving you the good shit,

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