The truth of matter was, stories were everything and everything was stories.

Everybody told stories. It was a way of seeing who they were in the world.

It was their understanding of themselves.

The road stretches before you, but there's trouble ahead, stationary cars.

You're faced with the McDonald's side mission.

Do you, A, join the ever-growing queue, or B, take the next exit and treat yourself to a glorious Mackey's?

Detouring to McDonald's.

Start your side mission today.

I was very familiar with the scriptures,

and the scriptures said this,

he that who is to reach the highest height

must first reach the lowest depths.

And that scripture was in my mind.

I said, here I am from the White House to the lowest depths.

I've seen the mansion and I've seen the tomb.

I'm kind of ashamed of myself of what happened.

But anyway, after the judge did like he did,

I knew that they were going to find me guilt.

So that night, while I was getting ready

and thinking about going to court, I had decided

to assassinate this judge. And I could shoot pretty good too. I was considering an expert.

I could have put six bullets in his head before he hit the ground.

...