What's up, everybody. Janus Pappas here from the Janus Pappas Hour. The Yonis Pappas

is named after Yonis Pappas. It's eponymous. It's an eponymous title. Welcome to the show,

everyone. Sorry, we missed last week. I had to go to Disney World with my family and apply for

government assistance after the amount that I paid to take some females

to the princess world, to the happiest place on earth, which is not happy for my bank account.

It's a very sad day for my checking account.

It's so expensive, also my stomach.

I think I got worms. The food is horrendous. The sights are awful. It's a little bit of a

downer to look at the people and go, whoa, this is the drain pool of America. Do you know what it is?

You know the drain in a shower?

It collects.

Well, Disney World is a drain on America that just collects all of the oversized circle

people of America and they descend onto Orlando, Florida with their mini ears and their socks and sandals and their

dad security shirts that say Princess Security or the most expensive day ever.

That is the true funny one and they descend on there and they just give each other colds and they chew on

frozen pretzels and they get on rides that they can't fit on with their daughters so their

daughters all smushed into the corner to go see Elsa who's really undocumented Mexican

hiding from ice.

A great place to hide from ice is inside of mini.

So I'm sorry we've missed that week, but I'll tell you what,

I tell you who's not going on a smoke break for these next four years.

It's whatever undocumented Mexicans are in Daffy duck costumes.

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