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Thank God I'm Atheist

But God Told Me To #233

Thank God I'm Atheist

TGIA Media

Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2016

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Angel washes up on the shore, first amendment needs defending, marrying off your quiverfull, restraining order against God, Hindus are jerks too, troubles at the Target bathroom, and Jake and Dan talk about God telling candidates to run only to fail.

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0:00.0

The Hi everybody. Hi guys.

0:17.0

Hi guys. Well from beautiful but blustery Salt Lake City Utah.

0:22.8

It's, thank God, I'm atheist.

0:24.6

The podcast.

0:25.6

I'm Dan.

0:26.6

And back by no popular demand, I am Jake, filling in for Frank.

0:31.5

Right, it's true.

0:32.7

You are, it's by popular demand of me.

0:36.2

I demand that you be here, and I'm very popular.

0:39.4

I don't know if you know that.

0:40.4

I like to think a couple people are going.

0:42.2

Oh, that's fun. Oh Jake I remember him from the couple to from two episodes ago right yeah Frank has apparently just left the show

0:51.4

Frank's just left he's not he's not with the show anymore. No that's not true. No,

0:56.4

Frank's actually working on a documentary that he's been making and so it's it's been it's been a lot of work for

1:04.2

him so we wish him well with that that was a very Mormon sort of feeling

1:08.9

thing we wish Mormon you guys bear with brother Frank you need to realize that the Mormons love to tell you

1:16.8

Like to include you in whatever it is they're saying so

1:20.5

We all wish blah blah blah well or we all this that and I'm like dude you can't just you can't just you can't just

1:26.7

slam me into whatever it is you're talking about I don't wish him well I get I get to choose whether or not I wish that person well.

1:34.8

You can't see it but I'm raising my right hand. Yes. Yes. You are. You're

1:38.7

indicating with the uplifted hand. Oh my God Mormons are going crazy right now. They all get it. The rest of you, just no. It's some crazy shit.

1:48.0

Well, coming up on today's show, we're going to be talking about about God.

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