Hey, well, so what day is it today?

Today is a magical day filled with feelings and wonderment.

Sensations.

Radiant, Zeus-like bolts of energy.

As someone who regularly has lightning crotch, that is a painful picture to paint for

the people who also understand.

So if you get it, you get it.

Like, never once in my life today ever think that it's going to be to my benefit to

know what it would feel like to have my vagina and asshole struck by lightning, but I

do know.

So hopefully that comes in handy someday.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to be a really good, really good.

So you are the first time you're listening to our podcast, or maybe you've listened sporadically

and you're like, how did I end up here?

I will say that this is not the one to start with, but to give you a little bit of a run

down.

Maybe you want to listen and be like, okay, don't tell me what to do.

Do whatever you want to do.

Listen, join along.

But for our podcast, but am I wrong?

We post stories for you to vote on who you think was wrong in each segment of each episode.

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