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TRASHFUTURE

Busting Offsets feat Dr Jess Green

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6851 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week, Riley, Milo, and Alice join Dr Jess Green (@greenprofgreen) to discuss the concept of carbon offsets and how they’re not the foolproof solution to climate change that every huge polluter who definitely wants to keep polluting seems to think they are! Or maybe they’re just pretending to think that! If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *AUSTRALIA ALERT* We’re currently in Australia, and there are tickets available for shows in Sydney: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f and Canberra: https://au.patronbase.com/_StreetTheatre/Productions/TFLP/Performances *BRITAINOLOGY ALERT* We’ve added a live show in Melbourne on the 19th of November in which Nate and Milo will present Britainology! Get tickets here: https://tccinc.sales.ticketsearch.com/sales/salesevent/79853 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Das is my de Scheiser.

0:01.9

So this is all coming off the back of something else and I were talking about earlier,

0:05.5

which is doing the TF no fly-in tour at some point in the future and where we can go,

0:11.7

realizing that outside the English-speaking world, our number one, like,

0:16.4

our country with the most listeners is Germany.

0:18.8

It's true.

0:19.2

I don't understand it.

0:20.7

Maybe it's like a form of sort of vicarious entertainment for them that, you know, you get

0:24.6

home from your job at the factory that makes precision machine parts and machines that make

0:29.6

precision machine parts.

0:31.6

And instead of playing like precision machine parts making simulator or whatever, you listen to a podcast about a country where everything is terrible. And you're like, oh, delightful. See what's going on in Britain this week.

0:44.3

Kahnst do the trash future. I'm not happy. I'll be honest. I'm not happy that we're telling Germans who Matt Hancock is. I don't like them having that base of knowledge, you know?

0:56.4

I'm going to take some time off of my job at the precision manufacturing parts for

1:02.6

precision manufacturing machines factory.

1:04.9

I'm going to call Hans, see if he's back from his fisting retreat, and then take one of my

1:08.9

six months of annual leave so I can watch

1:10.9

Matt Hancock at S-A-S-S, Who Dare's Wins?

1:13.9

The cleaning staff have got to hate it when their venue's hosting the Fisting Retreat.

1:18.4

It's fine.

1:19.0

They're very considerate.

1:19.8

They put a tarp down.

1:20.9

I think we could genuinely do a show in Berlin.

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