Get ready to enter the bribe time show.

Okay, Brian, are you ready? Yes, sir. Okay, Clay Clark introduction voiceover, take one, whenever you feel it, Brian.

Ladies and gentlemen, today's speaker is the founder of Thrive15.com, the former United States Small Business Administration Entrepreneur of the Year, a contributing writer for Entrepreneur Magazine and the author of Four Books.

He started his first business out of his college dorm room and was named as the Metro Chamber of Commerce Entrepreneur of the Year at just age 20.

How's that feeling in there? Not bad. Not great. It's actually pretty terrible. Could you bring more sizzle?

Okay, okay, sure. And we're never you feel it. Since that time, he and his company have been featured in Forbes, Pando Daily, Yahoo Finance, Bloomberg, and countless publications.

He has been the entertainer and educator choice for some of the world's largest companies, including Philip Packard, Val Sparkney, OxyFresh, Maytag University, Boeing, Farmers Insurance, and many others.

Cut, cut. This isn't working. I could, I could liven it up maybe with like a British accent or Clay Clark, matey, shrimp on the bobby.

It's just a stop. It needs more energy. It needs more flow. I think only one man can help us. Bring in Randall.

The hype man. The hype man. The hype man. Randall, the hype man. What are Brian, how you doing? Good to see you, bro.

Listen, I hear that you got some problems bringing some hype to this piece. You need to hype it up. That's not even true. What's that word?

The master's in session. You got to listen, all right? I want you to close your mouth, close your ears, and listen with your heart, all right?

In order to be a hype man, you got to rhyme all the time. Isn't that right, Mr. Jeff? That's right. Listen, you got to bring the fire that the event requires, all right?

So step into my dojo of Mojo, and let me show you how this is done. Step back. Here we go. You rolling. You got it, Randall.

Ladies and gentlemen, today's speaker is the master of the train. He had to take both algebra and the ACT three times just to be here today.

He's the co-creator and co-founder of five human kids, and he'd be making more if he wasn't currently doing this gig. I don't know. That's how you do it, step out, Brian. Let's go.

Do you want me to read from the script or read from the script? Okay, step out, step out. I got more magic in this pot of gold. Here we go. Listen up.

Fabulous fellas and lovely ladies. Our next speaker is an American dream living boss. He's done what we all wanted to do. He's run for mayor and lost.

People, this is the Brota, for Minnesota, so cool that the other side of the pillow should have told you. He's smoked pale, did Kevin McHale, and more organic than the Kale Whole Foods has on sale.

Oh, step up, you're right. It's actually not as factual as what I was saying. Okay, get out. Let me finish this. Let me finish this. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together.

The American self-proclaimed most humble man. It's Mr. Clay Cole.

Let's be dropping the mic.

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