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Real Survival Stories

Bushwalker Wounded: Neil in a Haystack

Real Survival Stories

NOISER

Documentary, Society & Culture, Wilderness, Sports, History

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Neil Parker sets out on a casual hike just outside of Brisbane. It’s a beautiful day, and he’s enjoying working his way through the forested slopes, past the wild orchids and hibiscus flowers, the cockatoos and the koalas. But when he tries to navigate around a waterfall, the world crumbles beneath him. After a bone-crunching fall, Neil will have no option other than to attempt to crawl to safety. With debilitating injuries, plus tricky terrain and venomous reptiles blocking his path, it will turn into an epic slog… A Noiser podcast production. Hosted by John Hopkins. Written by Joe Viner | Produced by Ed Baranski | Assistant Producer: Luke Lonergan | Exec produced by Joel Duddell | Sound supervisor: Tom Pink | Sound design by Matt Peaty | Assembly edit by Rob Plummer, Dorry Macaulay | Compositions by Oliver Baines, Dorry Macaulay, Tom Pink | Mix & mastering: Ralph Tittley. For ad-free listening, bonus material and early access to new episodes, join Noiser+. Click the subscription banner at the top of the feed to get started. Or go to noiser.com/subscriptions If you have an amazing survival story of your own that you’d like to put forward for the show, let us know. Drop us an email at support@noiser.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Sunday, September the 15th, 2019.

0:37.1

It's early spring in South East Queensland, Australia, and the 15th, 2019.

0:37.6

It's early spring in southeast Queensland, Australia, and the forested slopes around Mount

0:42.4

Nebo flourish with new life.

0:46.8

Wild orchids and hibiscus flowers sprout through the undergrowth, dazzling brushstrokes

0:51.5

of pink and yellow against the rich green canvas.

0:55.0

High in the canopy, cockatoos and koalas lounge among the branches of the gum trees,

1:02.0

which sway softly in the warm breeze.

1:05.0

Meandering through the heart of the forest, a creek tumbles downhill over a staircase of large moss-dappled boulders.

1:13.6

Periodically, the water plunges over spectacular drops, collecting in dark circular pools,

1:20.6

pringed by giant ferns. Making his way upstream, navigating the jumble of boulders with practiced agility is 54-year-old

1:31.8

Bushwalker Neil Parker. He scrambles on all force, pulling himself past one obstacle

1:39.0

before hopping onto the next. His movements are smooth, fluid. He is comfortable on this terrain.

1:47.0

Neil reaches a tall rock face, bisected down the middle by ribbon of cascading white water.

1:54.0

You walk into this beautiful circular ponds and this massive 30-meter black slab rock face in front of you with a tree line

2:03.6

branching off to the right-hand side.

2:06.6

His gaze zigzags up the sloping black edifice.

2:12.6

The rock face is high, but not vertical all the way up.

2:16.6

At about 20 feet, it drops back to a gradient that is easily walkable.

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