Guys, we have a wild podcast today.

You're going to want to see Bert attacked somebody on the pod sexually.

And we also have a great, great Patreon pod with an unbelievable prank phone call.

You have to check it out.

It's unbelievable, Danny.

What's up, everybody?

We got a couple characters here with us on the couch already.

We got Bert back.

We got Julian from Australia back. And everybody's having fun, dude. How are you feeling Danny Moore? Julian struck me as a guy. He's a little bit. I don't know if he's actually homophobic, but he uses the slur a lot. And Burt is a gay guy. You know, yeah, but the thing is, Julian, you are not bisexual. You're gay, Bert. but everyone, made out with a pregnant woman on Skid Row. Dude, he said he hit her up and he didn't get a text back from the chick. She's probably dead, Bert. I'm sorry, but this is how things work on the street. Yeah, dude. And he, I guess with prep, dude, he was going to raw dog her. He said that he wouldn't have to use protection because she was pregnant already if you saw in the video, folks.

Did you actually say that, Bert?

Yeah, I mean, love her, she's pregnant just makes it better not to worry about knocking her up and being a daddy at an age.

You would have had sex with that garbage can scrounging without a condom?

You could have had the chance of an extra bulb if you know what I mean Julian's a member of the LGBTQ that we brought here

today look the reason why we brought Julian he's LGBTQ plus no he is yeah okay how so

he is how because well how, how so? He is.

How?

Because, well, how?

Because he sucks dick.

Dude, he had to eat, remember the trans woman he had sex with?

That counts.

Makes him gay.

No.

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