Burrito! (Airdate 1/5/2022)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2022
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Andy Cohen Apologizes for Drunken NYE Broadcast.
Paris in Love.
Morons in the News.
Kim Jong Claims to Have Invented Burritos.
Down the Rabbit Hole.
Become a Millionaire by Age 40.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
Your Most Memorable Firsts.
Talkback Callers.
Welcome to the World Ella Grace.
Can You Believe This S***?
More Memorable Firsts.
From the Vault.
Owning a Home Really Isn’t That Fun.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Bob and Sherry Show. |
| 0:02.2 | Nothing but a bunch of low-life white trash drinking too much cheap alcohol. |
| 0:06.0 | With Bob. |
| 0:06.6 | The very mention of your name makes children scream in terror. |
| 0:11.8 | And Sherry. |
| 0:13.0 | That is the most infuriating woman who ever lived. |
| 0:16.2 | And now, broadcasting from the Palatial Bob and Sherry Studios. |
| 0:20.7 | It's Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bobb and Sherry. |
| 0:25.3 | Welcome, welcome, welcome, the Bob and Sherry show. |
| 0:28.6 | I got my new Christmas gift, my automatic heating coffee cup, my ember, and it's doing its job |
| 0:35.3 | here today. |
| 0:36.5 | I've noticed that I've been watching a lot more |
| 0:39.1 | TV lately. Part of it is because we were off for a few days. And you know, you can't be a |
| 0:46.5 | brilliant conversationalist with your wife 24-7. So you got to do something. And I started watching |
| 0:52.1 | TV. I'm really enjoying The Great, which is about Catherine the Great. |
| 0:56.5 | There's an expression in television where you have to have something called a Mickey every two minutes. |
| 1:04.4 | Okay. |
| 1:04.9 | So if you're the producer, if two minutes go by and there's nothing on the screen where you either laugh or go, whoa, or wow, it gets kind of dull for the viewer. |
| 1:15.1 | This thing has Mickey's like every 30 seconds. |
| 1:18.3 | It's so outrageous. |
| 1:20.0 | Naked people walking through the palace, the emperor's trying to kill the emperor. |
| 1:24.1 | I mean, it's outrageous. |
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