Burnt by the Sun - 187
The How-To Heretic
How to Heretic
5.0 • 961 Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2021
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
This week, Mark asks you to wear eye protection with the Miracle of Fatima, Uncle Dan spills the beans on the secrets of the Rosicrucians, and Uncle Doug loses all meaning (or does he?) with Kabbala.
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| 0:00.0 | Thank you. I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan and I am Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside |
| 0:17.8 | That's right leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world but it can also be a scary world |
| 0:25.0 | things work differently now never fear that's why we are here we are your |
| 0:30.6 | audio uncles and without from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields, |
| 0:34.6 | we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life. |
| 0:38.1 | After all, you only get the one that we know of, |
| 0:40.5 | so you better make the most of it. |
| 0:42.1 | God damn it. |
| 0:43.0 | Too-hoo! |
| 0:44.0 | Oohoo! |
| 0:45.0 | Let's get ready to uncle! |
| 0:53.0 | You don't hold that too long. to uncle. |
| 0:55.2 | You don't hold that too long. I think he's quite litigious. |
| 0:57.2 | Is he quite litigious? |
| 0:59.0 | Who is that guy? |
| 1:00.1 | I can remember his name. |
| 1:01.0 | It's the guy, yeah, is that somebody McMahon does he sue people for that? I don't know |
| 1:07.8 | I'm making things up he can't sue us for uncleing. I know that for sure that's true. I'll talk to Andrew about it. So you know what we should do? We should trademark uncle. Yeah. And then we can sue everybody else. We can sue everybody's parents siblings. |
| 1:24.0 | That's right. |
| 1:25.0 | If you try to have an uncle that isn't us, you're sued. |
| 1:28.0 | Every time a boy tries to stop his bullying from happening, we get a taste. |
| 1:32.0 | Yeah, we get a taste. So speaking of a taste this week's show tastes of beef like |
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