Burning Zipper

The Friend Zone

Comedy

4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

This week on #TheFriendZone, it's a shoot the shit episode. No Hot Button. No Segments. Just whatever wants to come up. Brace yourself.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Friends.
0:03.4	Every time I'm in the zone.
0:05.2	I'm Francesco, also known as Kay Friend.
0:08.6	Hey.
0:09.5	My name is Asante.
0:11.5	This is the Friends Zone.
0:14.0	Let's start to show you.
0:17.3	It don't make me no difference.
0:19.0	That's like Trump trying to get rid of your ass.
0:21.6	Nuff said.
0:23.6	Going to drive, stupid.
0:24.6	What does she say?
0:26.6	That's right.
0:27.6	She said, it don't make me no difference.
0:29.6	That's why Trump's trying to get rid of your ass.
0:32.6	Enough said.
0:33.6	Go on and drive stupid now, typically.
0:36.6	And in that case, actually, it was associated with something harmful, right?
0:40.3	It was harmful speech.
0:41.8	Okay.
0:42.1	I already know where you're going.
0:43.5	In this case, it is not.
	...

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