That's one of my favorite human reactions.

Just anytime anyone brings up anything remotely complaining about anyone,

there's always the one-upsmanship of pain.

I'm honest, yep.

It's like, no, it's worse where I am.

Welcome to a pain-filled bullet, dude, soup.

We can't even, we don't even, we can't even afford a house to put this bowling

because it's sitting on top of a avocado toast.

Oh, oh my god.

Have you read that time?

Is it time, right?

Yeah, well since, so time.

So, time and any avocado toast is.

Two times since that article came out.

You've been ordering it on purpose.

I can't get enough of this avocado toast.

We're gonna be out in the street, buddy.

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