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The Ross Bolen Podcast

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The Ross Bolen Podcast

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.87.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2019

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

The Ross Bolen Podcast returns for its 126th episode. Hosted by Ross Bolen and produced by Micah Wiener. (0:00) Ross's Personal Anecdote (10:40) Intro (21:49) Animal Of The Week: Jesus Christ Lizard (25:41) Stuff To Wikipedia When You're High: Claudine Longet (32:54) Put Some Respect In His Beard (37:15) 2019 Is The Year Of The What? (41:51) Japanese Waistline Limitations (49:48) Brokeback Mountain Blues (54:10) Doggy Diarrhea Etiquette (56:34) Saving The Environment By Peeing In The Shower (57:48) Drinking And Driving (1:00:41) For All The Micah Wiener Haters (1:03:37) Bird Box Marketing Magic (1:08:02) Trash Or Not Trash (1:13:36) Micah's Read Of The Day (1:47:30) Announcements 888-WRBOLEN Twitter: @WRBolen, @MicahWiener, @RossBolenPod Instagram: @WRBolen, @MicahWiener, @TheRossBolenPodcast Snapchat: @WRBolen, @MicahTX

Transcript

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0:00.0

Cold open alert skippers. Don't you skip. Don't you skip cold open alert. You got a cold open going here

0:06.0

I was having a conversation with my good friend Chad Coleman

0:10.6

Some have called him a saint. He's a big-time social media god at Callaway golf

0:15.8

Great dude great company Callaway by the way and he was telling me Chad was how he skips the first

0:21.7

Five and a half minutes or so of every single podcast episode of of RBP

0:27.2

I was like that makes sense. I mean the intro is the same every time

0:30.0

It's really for the new listeners really more than the returning ones, right?

0:33.8

But then I thought to myself was there something I can do

0:36.8

To make this show a little more enjoyable

0:39.6

for you know

0:41.3

long returning listeners right off the bat and

0:45.1

Fortunately, I'm married to a person that is smarter than I am and my genius wife Taylor immediately came up with an answer

0:52.0

She said I want you to just give a personal story or anecdote about yourself to start each show

0:58.8

So everyone is motivated not to just skip straight through the intro segment. It's genius

1:03.7

So easy so simple could have solved this months ago if I just asked her

1:09.2

For the record for those of you who are normally skippers part of clan skip the intro

1:14.0

There are important announcements and shoutouts and shit in every single intro and

1:18.8

I'm gonna moving forward be including more entertaining stuff like this

1:22.8

We won't be doing cold opens every episode obviously, but I will be sharing a personal anecdote every beginning of every episode

1:29.0

I will make sure that the announcements and shit are

1:32.3

Not so repetitive. I'm gonna try to make it a little more entertaining for y'all so that that's not just the same mundane

1:37.9

Intro every single episode. Okay, so this is the first one

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