Burmese Therapist Office: Live from SF SketchFest
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2017
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes ladies and gentlemen of San Francisco and the world to a LIVE episode of Spontaneanation, recorded at San Francisco SketchFest 2017! This week, Pauls special return and first 3-time guest is Busy Philipps of HBOs Vice Principals! They chat about whether or not Busy considers herself a bad girl, the unusual way Busy found her therapist,, and teaching children about the weirdness that they may come across on the internet. Paul is then joined by Eugene Cordero, Tawny Newsome, and Little Janet Varney to improvise a story set in a Burmese Therapist Office. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
Photos by Greg Garth.
This episode is brought to you by Mack Weldon (www.mackweldon.com code: PFT), Crashing on HBO, MVMT Watches (www.mvmtwatches.com/PFT), and Indochino (www.indochino.com code: PFT).
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome! |
| 0:03.0 | Welcome! |
| 0:20.0 | Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome. |
| 0:24.0 | Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:27.7 | Welcome to all of you. |
| 0:30.3 | Microphones are on. |
| 0:36.5 | Last minute panic checking happened in front of people shame shame descends we're all ashamed of something |
| 0:44.3 | ladies and gentlemen why some people in here they don't return the shopping cart to the |
| 0:53.8 | you know no one's... |
| 0:56.0 | If you were ashamed about that, you'd be doing it. So, bad example. |
| 1:00.2 | Bad example. |
| 1:02.4 | I like to think, though, |
| 1:04.4 | there's someone who doesn't return the shopping cart |
| 1:06.7 | to the shopping cart |
| 1:08.2 | sleeve. |
| 1:11.6 | And it haunts them for the rest of the day. |
| 1:16.6 | They think about it, and they become obsessed, |
| 1:19.6 | like Richard Dreyfus and close encounters of the third kind. |
| 1:23.6 | Start building a shopping cart out of mashed potatoes. |
| 1:32.3 | If aliens came here today and they judged us on our shopping cart etiquette, |
| 1:41.3 | could you say that you would be spared the death ray? |
| 1:50.1 | Hey, that guy who wrote those religious cartoon little books, the chick tracks, that |
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