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The Juice with Solomon Georgio

Buried Horrors w/ Cristela Alonzo

The Juice with Solomon Georgio

Team Coco

Society & Culture, Comedy

5785 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actress Cristela Alonzo (Middle Classy) tells Solomon some unbelievable gossip involving an ex-bully. Plus: a caller from Australia (Monica) divulges a horrifying secret she learned after moving into a shared house.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello

0:02.5

Welcome back to another episode of The Juice.

0:09.8

I'm your host, Solomon Giorgio, and I quote,

0:15.0

The Terry Gross of Gossip.

0:17.5

That's a direct quote from this listener review from AJK 1793.

0:22.8

Wow, I am just so honored.

0:25.4

And hey, if anyone else wants to give me a flattering title like The Terry Gross of Gossip, I would love that.

0:30.8

Please leave it in a review on Apple Podcast, and maybe I'll just claim it for myself.

0:35.8

Today's guest is a comedian, actress, activist, and author,

0:41.3

and frankly, she's straight up killing it.

0:44.2

She was the first ever Latina to create, write, and star in her own network sitcom,

0:48.0

Cristella, on ABC.

0:50.0

She was Cruz Ramirez in cars,

0:51.8

and she has a brand new stand-up special on Netflix out now called Middle Classy.

0:56.4

Let's give a big juicy welcome to Cristella Alonzo.

1:00.7

Hi, Solomon.

1:01.7

How are you?

1:02.5

I'm good.

1:03.2

I'm in Tucson right now, and the temperature here, we're getting into, like, right now it was 113.

1:08.5

That's not a temperature.

1:09.5

That is, that's an attack on your spirit. I know.

1:13.2

That's a cooking method. It's a baking method. Like when people say stuff like that, I'm like,

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