Hi everyone and welcome to historyeds. I am Tim. Welcome to the podcast where you take a lighthearted look at the dark side of history. Today, we're going to talk about people who are buried alive. What do you think about that, Chuck? Well, that's a common fear that most people have, Timmy.

Now, I don't relate to that because I have very few fears outside of snakes, Timmy.

I don't remember.

Did you touch on...

I touched on a lot of things, Timmy.

In your book, How to Make Love to a Woman, did you talk about making love to a dead woman?

Well, to me, there's a narrow window to me where it becomes illegal.

I tried to stick within things that did not violate any municipal codes or ordinances in the book.

I see.

But you could address that.

Some of them do in Georgia and in the, you know, deeper south.

But generally, to me, you want some kind of, oh, Shelly, what is it called?

What are those waves called in your brain when you do the thing?

You want some activity there just to cover yourself legally.

You know, and they get cold, Timmy.

They get cold. So. Well, well, I, I, you could do some, I mean, even though you didn't touch it on it in your book, you would be happy to cover that. Yeah. If you're doing some. Counseling, consulting. Yeah. I can cover that. But, uh, I see. But yeah, it's best I find, um, it's best just out of, out of politeness to, uh, leave a corpse alone.

Let them, let them rest in peace to me.

I think it's a good idea.

Yes.

Yes.

But, you know, if the person is buried alive and you save them, they do owe you, Timmy.

They do owe you.

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