Welcome to the guided meditation podcast. Let's begin by lying down completely still.

Ah, time to relax.

So, okay, why are you on the floor? Oh my god are you okay?

I can't help you. Don't worry bro, I know the kiss of life.

No!

It tastes like...

Life? A second chance? A rebirth?

Tuna.

Oh yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich.

Oh.

Don't want but that?

I don't know if any of this is going to get through to anyone.

If it does, it's probably because they wanted it too.

In which case, I'm really sorry.

Maybe they just don't even care. Maybe it doesn't matter because there's nothing we can do.

If you're anything like me, you've seen some weird new stuff around town.

And more importantly, you've realized it and you've remembered it while everyone else goes about their day and ignorant bliss.

I don't know how far it goes, but so far, nobody has shown any capacity to register what I'm saying.

I can spam it up and down the internet and I don't get one relevant response. Nothing.

I've considered that I might just be crazy, but if you don't know how far it goes,

but so far, nobody has shown any capacity to register what I'm saying.

I might just be crazy, but even crazy people can get some sort of reaction.

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