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Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Burglar Steals Phone, Smashes Windows, Then Helps Himself to Birthday Cake

Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Darren Marlar

History, True Crime, Society & Culture, Documentary

4.64.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

A sweet-toothed criminal's three-day crime spree included an unexpected dessert break.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

When police officer Matt Klein returns to the quiet coastal town of Marshport, he hopes

0:08.7

for a fresh start with his family.

0:11.4

But a series of brutal, inexplicable deaths begins to unravel the town.

0:16.7

At the center of it all is an ancient evil bound to a seemingly harmless gift of an antique

0:22.3

advent calendar, a relic, counting down to the night when the light of Christmas goes out.

0:28.9

As the days slip by, strange voices whisper through the walls, people go mad, and reality

0:35.3

itself starts to crack.

0:43.9

The deeper Matt digs, the closer he comes to facing an evil that has been waiting for him for years.

0:50.9

Now with his wife and sons in peril and the final door of the calendar looming, Matt must confront the truth.

0:57.1

Some traditions were never meant to be completed. 24 days. 24 doors. All leading to one unholy Christmas Eve. Advent of Evil, a 24-episode

1:09.9

event on Weird Darkness beginning December 1st,

1:13.7

or get the entire novel at Weirddarkness.com slash advent of evil. Most burglars have a plan. Get in. Grab valuables, get out fast. Abib Hussein apparently missed

1:39.0

that particular seminar. I'm Darren Marler, and this is weird dark news.

1:44.3

Across England and Wales, the house gets burgled every 189 seconds.

1:51.1

That's roughly 456 break-ins per day, which sounds horrifying until you realize that means

1:57.4

there are burglars out there so incompetent they bring the average way down.

2:03.0

Most break-ins follow a predictable pattern. This one took a scenic detour through someone's kitchen.

2:09.4

On July 26, 2025, Hussein showed up at a home in Ames Gardens, Welland, Peterborough, armed

2:15.6

with small stones. Not exactly Ocean's Eleven-level planning.

2:20.1

More like Ocean's Eleven if they rated a garden instead of a vault. But the stones did get the job done.

2:25.6

He used them to smash through the back door window. Inside, he grabbed a Samsung mobile phone.

2:31.6

Standard operating procedure. But then he spotted a birthday cake displayed

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