Bola bus, you ten speed declines.

Make a gentle noise with the heels of your slipper on the kitchen floor, record it, send

it to Jim Carr, tell him it's a weeping ghost.

What's the crack?

Welcome to the Blind Buy Podcast.

My name is Blind Buy and you are listening to my podcast.

Before I continue, I need to plug some fucking gigs because I'm shit at plug in my own gigs.

I very rarely mention them even though I should.

And do you know what?

I usually don't have to because they sell out anyway and people seem to find out when

the live podcasts are on.

But the promoters of the gigs get very annoyed when I don't actually mention that the gigs

are on.

So here are some upcoming live podcasts that you should come along to because as you can

tell from the live podcasts that I play, they're fucking great crack.

It's a very enjoyable night.

So this Friday, the 15th of February, I'm in Mayo.

I haven't got a guest picked yet.

I will be picking a guest.

That one's almost sold out.

There's only about 30 tickets left for that because it's this Friday.

So if you're in Casabar, Mayo, come along this Friday the 15th.

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