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In this episode, we have a novelette for you, funny ears, written by Christina Ten and narrated by Roxanne Hernandez.

But first, a word from our sponsors. And now, Roxanne Hernandez.

Bunny Ears by Christina 10. And now, Roxanne Hernandez.

Bunny Ears by Christina Ten.

Hannah's first impression of Colden Hills Music Camp is that for a place with hills and music right in the name,

it's too flat and way, way too quiet.

And the one thing she initially thinks must be a weird rustic flute

propped up against the side of the welcome cabin

turns out to be just an extra straight stick

some termites board holes through.

Not that the band camp angle was the main selling point for Hannah's parents

when they signed her up

for a week of luxury bunk bed living on the other side of the state line.

The main draw for them was that Colden Hills was the most affordable sleepaway camp they could

find that wasn't already booked up for the summer.

The main draw for Hannah was that, well, she'd just turned 13,

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