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🗓️ 27 August 2025
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is sponsored by Peugeot. Right, so as we know, I'm always looking at upgrading the car and I've found something that might actually keep us both happy. |
| 0:09.1 | Ooh, bold claim. |
| 0:10.6 | Peugeot have just refreshed their entire SUV lineup. They've got the Compact 2008, the sporty 3,08 and the big one, the new 5,008, with seven seats as standard. |
| 0:22.6 | Seven seats? Oh, we could take the kids, the bikes, we could take my sister and my |
| 0:27.6 | mal and we'd still have room for all of the emergency snacks. |
| 0:30.6 | And you can get them as hybrids or all-electric, with proper competitive electric ranges. |
| 0:35.6 | So no more, sorry I can't make it, the car's on charge |
| 0:38.8 | excuses. Plus, Peugeot's electric car range come with eight years cover with Peugeotr. Yep, that's |
| 0:45.3 | basically forever in marriage years. Whether you want something small and zippy, sleek and sporty, |
| 0:50.3 | or big enough to carry the whole circus, There's a Peugeot SUV for you. |
| 0:51.1 | Book a test drive now at perjot.com. Hello, you're listening to Shagmaridonoid Bumper Summer Bestor. And it's the last one. It is. This is the last bumper summer best of. We might do it again. Maybe not in the summer. I might have to call it something else. Maybe next summer. Who knows? We'll hope you've enjoyed. We could do winter lumper, best of. |
| 0:53.9 | Mm. |
| 0:54.8 | Mm. maybe not in the summer I might have to call it someone else maybe next summer who knows but we'll hope you've enjoyed we could do winter lumpa best of autumn anal best of I had to spring shove it up your back side why is it very awes why are the so vulgar aggressively vulgar aggressively vulgar it's where i go to first brilliant right well we could |
| 1:29.1 | you know it could be like the you know the wacky waky winter wonderful i don't know just you know |
| 1:35.4 | make it a bit more what's it so all you've got is our things are crisps that's what you that's basically |
| 1:41.6 | what you've got cracker that's your brand on brand um We'll hope you've enjoyed them like I say. And this is the final one. And we've got I love reading the email that we'll get off with producer Daisy to say the stuff that just put in. I don't want to give away what it all is, but there's some cracking stuff and it's just saved some of the best ones for last. There's some really rank and weird questions from the public. This is the inception of the Twits. The people who emailed and we called them the Twil. Yeah, vile, really, really vile. They had some horrible stories, including her throwing a tampon, used tampon at her husband. Lovely. So look forward to that. Can't we? That's weird nearly at that stage. |
| 2:18.9 | Yeah? |
| 2:19.4 | Do you not think? |
| 2:20.1 | That's going to, honestly, that's coming. You better watch out. I wouldn't. I wouldn't survive that. I wouldn't survive that. I'd pin you down and feed you it. I would. I wouldn't mind. It's from my body. You know what I'm like. |
| 2:14.4 | You could squeeze it out in my mouth. |
| 2:16.0 | I wouldn't give a shit. |
| 2:16.7 | Horrible. |
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