Hey everybody, you have found the podcast middle of somewhere I am Chad Daniels across from me is my co-host Siamson.

Normally as you know a podcast starts with enaming it and they tell everybody who's in the room and all that stuff.

But this one is actually this episode starts because Eric the producer randomly pulled an unwrapped raw hot dog out of a plastic grocery bag and I lost my shit.

Yep, hope you enjoy.

You just pulled out a raw hot dog out of a fucking plastic shopping bag like a bag you'd get a target. It wasn't in anything.

You just pulled it out and you kept looking at me and rustling around pretending you were looking for something then I turned away just a little bit.

So just to give the listeners context producer Eric is in here eating eating a number of interesting things one just a bag of vegetables.

He has a bird's eye medley vegetable medley now by the way I need to tell you something.

My sister when she graduated from nursing school my grandmother my mother my two kids and my sister went out to eat and my sister ordered a vegetable melody.

She goes out and I'll take the vegetable melody and so I go broccoli and my mom went cauliflower and my old ass grandma went carrots.

It was so fucking funny. You're also eating fork fulls of hummus right no guacamole what a fork full not a spoonful.

I assumed it was hummus because it's in a hummus sized dish who eats guacamole just out of the dish.

Yeah right before the mic's turned on he just pulled the raw hot dog out of he pulled the raw hot dog out here's what was happening he put he was shuffling around in the bag I was looking at the bag.

He stared me down till I looked away beta right I looked away beta.

But I was baiting come on you because here's what you did then you pulled it I have fucking two kids that's how they steal cookies they sit and look at me and just fiddling around like a kid phone with him looking for and then you I look away and then you pull your fucking raw hot dog out you're so gross.

And you were talking shit to me I came in here and I go nice vegetables it smells like asshole in here and you go spilt spilt and now you're pulling out a raw hot dog you fucking hump.

Alright hey you guys this is the podcast we just started I am Chad Daniels across for me is Si Amanson hello no other there eating raw hot dogs and fork full of guacamole is Eric faster.

Can you imagine knowing that you're doing something so absurd in a room that like he knew he had to hide it from you that's he was eyeballing me I've seen that eyeball a million times where you

stare someone down until they look away then you can do your devia shit no thank you.

What is I've been on a lot of weird diets because of like back pain and things like you have you were fucking seen side bring food somewhere it's like a backpack of food here's what it does he has like berries and it's almost like I feel like I'm switching to Eric side here.

No but you it's like you've just come out of the forest or some shit you have like a bunch of berries and then a fanny pack full of turkey or some shit it's the weirdest diet and you just you're constantly eating.

Can I tell you the good news I don't know that it's working it isn't I don't know that it's helping anything.

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