Bumblebee Stone and Beautyberry - Ep. 170

The Witch Bitch Amateur Hour

Charlye Michelle And Grandpa Kimothy

Spirituality, Comedy, Pagan, Coven, Bitch, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Amateur, Witch

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Does Goldenrod Even Exist? In today's allergy filled episode, Macy brings us a confusingly named little stone - commonly known as Bumblebee Jasper. Charlye shares with us the southern belle known as Beautyberry. We also form the most powerful duo the world has ever seen, Sulphur Snatch and Sour Bush! Check out our autumn print! wbahprintshop.com wbahpodcast.com _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Texas Scare Grounds Open Oct 1st! Come get SPOOKY! texasscaregrounds.com You Oughta Know - Alanis Mor...

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0:00.0	I can't stop it. I've put my allergy drops in, which I finally have gotten, which do help.
0:26.0	Well, and we've got to update everybody on our general well-being. Otherwise, you know, if we don't
0:33.6	start every episode talking about our orifices, it's not the witch bitch amateur hour. No, it's not you
0:39.7	found the wrong place. Go somewhere else. Go as we said in the first episode, go to the fucking
0:45.3	professional hour. Oh, did we say that? God of hell. It was very, very aggressive. Yeah, we made it
0:53.3	everybody else's fault that they chose to stick around. That, I believe. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:58.8	And then we jokingly called it the witch bitch narcissist hour. Did we really? Interesting.
1:09.2	Goodness. So I guess what we're saying is if you're sensitive to the occasional sniff that can't
1:14.4	be edited out or kind of kind of low-key sounding voices go away. Yeah.
1:24.3	Sympathize with us for a second. How's that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go sit in a pile of ragweed.
1:29.5	God, literally, it's everywhere. Like it's in like, I don't, I'm kind of, you know, because I don't
1:35.6	just want to like cut it down, you know, because like it's still like pollinators, they're still into
1:41.0	and it's like, what's the fucking point? I can cut it down on my, it's everywhere. Everywhere I walk
1:45.3	right now. So what is the point? But it's like, seriously, if I step on my porch, the tree line
1:50.1	surrounding like the whole house is sprouting with ragweed. It's like in the tree line and I'm just like
1:55.6	you cock. I've been playing a game as I drive. I'm playing. Is it ragweed or is it golden rod?
2:03.4	Golden rods. The pretty one. They look pretty, they look different. Yeah, it's the fluffy,
2:07.3	pretty one. And I love to see go. I see golden run. I'm like, you're so much out here. I know.
2:13.9	And there's one field that's just, it's a football size field football field. I don't know sports.
2:20.0	I'm not a dentist. But it's that big and it's just nothing but golden rod. It is. Well, listen,
2:26.5	I'm going to let you in on something that I've kind of been going through solo. My like, I've
2:32.2	kind of been convinced a little bit that a matrix shift has hit East Texas. And I'm going to tell you
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