Bum-chucks

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

The guys invent a sexy new martial arts sport that is also porn. Jay has all kinds of thoughts on the new Yacht Rock documentary on Max. This leads him to pull up video of men having sex on a boat and declaring that he has floppy bear body. Jay recalls separate times he was slighted by both Questlove and Machine Gun Kelly. Bob watches a Thundercat video and believes that the actor in it is armless. Despite much evidence of arms, he stands firm. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

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0:00.0	And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.7	I watched yesterday the Yacht Rock documentary.
0:12.2	Did you watch it, Lou?
0:13.2	Yes.
0:14.0	It was pretty good.
0:15.5	What was it on?
0:16.7	It's on Max.
0:18.6	Music Box, Yacht Rock documentary.
0:20.4	And I'll tell you another one who just...
0:22.9	Somewhere Michael McDonald
0:24.9	dipped off out for a year and came back almost morbidly obese.
0:30.6	He's so fat.
0:32.3	And these are my two revelations from that.
0:35.1	Michael McDonald should have held it together.
0:36.9	He's too fat now to be Michael McDonald.
0:39.5	And two, Christopher Cross may be a fucking badass.
0:43.7	Why?
0:44.5	Is Christopher Cross sailing maybe one of the most badass dudes ever?
0:48.1	Why?
0:49.0	I think he got his start.
0:50.4	Like, he was a guy in the audience.
0:51.8	Am I right about this?
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