Forever

Dog

You guys are making everything way too easy for me.

Like I want you to make me the underdog instead of just being like, yeah.

Yeah, the underdog is that you're not actually going to do it.

Yeah, you're not going to do it.

No, the underdog would be, it would be you guys being like, you can't carve a sign, you twink.

That is what I'm doing.

Fine, fine, fine.

You can't carve a sign, you twink or I'm fine fine you can't carve a sign you twink or I'll show you you

wait and see a high school bully weirdly using the words from in the community you could never

carve a sign with those forearms you you little twink.

Wait, do you guys think it would be like inappropriate of me to ask my neighbor if she ever like maybe needs a dog walker that maybe I could like walk her dog?

What is wrong with you? Well, it would depend do you mean like are you just like knocking on this person's door no we've talked

before do you want to i know i know her name we say hi to each other all the time she's not my

girlfriend and you want to escalate this from acquaintances to an employee-employer relationship.

You're like, can I perform a service for you?

It's free of charge.

You're like, guys, is it creepy if I offered a service this woman's dog?

If you were a man, absolutely.

Absolutely creepy.

Absolutely. Well, depending on the level of relationship that you guys have, but as a teeny little twinky lesbian, I say go for it.

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