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Enjoy the show.

Tonight on Bullstone.

With the closing ceremony to the Summer Olympics, American sports fans turned to their

favorite pastime already with the pre-season underway.

What slutty Halloween costume will you be wearing?

New study finds poorly conceived think pieces on millennials are entirely the fault of millennials.

On top of spaghetti all covered in, fleas?

The new weight loss trend of sprinkling insects on your pasta and how you can

avoid it later. The National Science Foundation issued a press release today saying

there would be no further scientific endeavor until everyone could get on board with what we've already found.

Ryan Lockty identifies assailant as Lindbergh Baby.

As an American sports reporter, I'm convinced.

Here we go round the mulberry,

cush?

How teens are getting high from a beloved topiary later.

All these dong dangling stories and more tonight on Bullstone. Oh, yeah, I'm a... Oh,

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