So why did I Trevor Noah decide to do a podcast? I think this

podcast gives me an opportunity to have the conversations that I've been

having just with other people able to listen in on them.

Come to this podcast because you want to think,

come to this podcast because you want to have fun,

come to this podcast because you want to be challenged.

Listen to what now, with Trevenoa,

every Thursday on Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts?

Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Waxing Wade knows his peedles, bemoans his baldness,

and lords his sub-threadic champions and Vajeta.

Massacistic Mark explains Raid, is confused by the junk in his trunk and yearns to be tortured to prove his stone.

Begetting Bob gives a proud Papaa update and proposes revolutions in firearm construction

from bows of energy to dildo devastation. Yes

It's time for bullshit. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host, Wade, everything is fine.

I'm joined as always by my co-host Mark and Bob.

Hey guys.

Oh, hey, what's up?

Hey, how's it going man?

Oh, and you?

Also, part?

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