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Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

Bullseye's Judge John Hodgman Special

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn

NPR

Society & Culture

4.72.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week, we are delighted to bring you a special presentation of The Judge John Hodgman Podcast. Today, you'll hear two Judge John Hodgman cases. Our first case is Grand Theft Risotto. Mike brings the case against his mom, Maribeth. He says Maribeth knowingly took her daughter-in-law's recipes for a family cookbook and passed them off as her own. Maribeth says that the attribution was implied and there was no wrongdoing. Our next case: Assault and Hey Batter Battery. Naomi files suit against her husband, Spencer. She's embarrassed by his loud and incessant heckling at baseball games.

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0:00.0

Bullseye with Jesse Thorn is a production of MaximumFun.org and is distributed by NPR.

0:13.0

It's Bullseye, I'm Jesse Thorn.

0:15.4

This week the Judge John Hodgman Special.

0:18.2

You might know John Hodgman as a writer or an actor.

0:22.1

He's a long time contributor for the Daily Show.

0:25.2

Recently he's been on Amazon's Red Oaks.

0:27.7

He wrote some best-selling books.

0:29.6

What you might not know is that he is also a fake judge.

0:34.2

He judges disputes both on the Judge John Hodgman podcast, which I co-host and in the pages

0:39.6

of the New York Times.

0:41.5

On Judge John Hodgman, real people share their disputes.

0:45.2

He tells them who's right, who's wrong, and I, Jesse Thorn, and the Baylif.

0:52.4

Let's get into it.

0:53.4

It's Bullseye.

1:00.6

Today you'll hear two cases from Judge John Hodgman's court.

1:06.1

In Grand Theft Resotto, a mother and son disagree over the use of stolen recipes in their

1:12.3

family's cookbook.

1:14.0

So I got a copy of this book and started leafing through it.

1:17.8

And as I came across like the first recipe I recognized, this seems a lot like that one

1:22.3

that Emily made.

1:23.3

And then I just didn't really think everything of it.

1:24.8

I kept going.

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