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Spiegel and Holmes.

Okay, here we go, sports fans.

Afternoons on the score.

Hey, where is Spakes?

So I'm in Bangor, Maine because Chicago weather has precluded me from being able to fly home from New York, and they ended up rerouting me to Maine.

So, Lawrence, I'm on the plane yesterday in Bangor waiting for this connecting flight to take off and it doesn't. And they say, we're not going to take off. And I'm looking around, I'm trying to figure it out and I look over across from me. Curtis Granderson is sitting right there across the aisle. Curtis Grandison, the Grandy Man Can. Oh, the Grandi Man Can. Hey, what's up? I'm like, you know, me? I'm Lawrence's partner from the score. He's like, oh, yeah, of course. He's like, well, we could fly back to LaGuardia and then fly to Detroit and then rent a car in Detroit and drive to Chicago. I've made that drop many times. I said, I'm sure you have, Mr. former Detroit Tiger. And he's like, that's something we could do. And I'm thinking, I think he's inviting me to go on a 10-hour odyssey and adventure. It's pronounced Odyssey. My wife. Speaking of which, is she all right with this? You've been gone a long time.

Lawrence, I'm not having a good time in Bangor Man.

Just make sure. Don't tell anyone. Yeah, don't tell anybody. Don't tell anyone that you've enjoyed lobster rolls to have a couple of times. You keep it down. All right, here we go. I'm about to serve up a heap and spoonful of main justice, you have. I am so confused.

Okay, all right, all right now, all right, here we go.

I'm ready to make my ruling, okay?

So me and Porth have been going... justice you have i'm so confused okay all right now all right here we're going

ready to make my ruling okay so me and port have been going crazy trying to find a way

in a place to do this show today i got to out him on something he emailed all sorts of radio

executives all around maine in bangor main and in, Maine, except he got a reply from the radio

boss in Portland, Oregon. Oh, no. That's bad. We'll talk about Ryan Port, and what's going on

when we come back. Y'all mean to tell me there's two Portland's. I like you, Lloyd. I always like

you. You were always the best of them.

Best damn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine.

A Portland Argon for that matter.

Thank you for saying so.

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