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Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Mazel Morons! Today we’re deep in our natural habitat: consumerism, contusions, and cursed outlet mall energy. We navigate in-person recordings, red-eyes, and the emotional minefield of December travel optimism. From classic baby name philosophy to monetizing our QVC daydreams on Amazon Live, this is peak Good Guys logic - where the sales are salmon, the bruises are blue, and the gratitude is real. Five stars- otherwise what are ya nuts? Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Nutrafol - For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10. Skims - NO LOGO - Shop SKIMS Mens at SKIMS.com. The SKIMS Holiday Shop is now open at SKIMS.com. Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future. Home Chef - HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a Dear Media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.3	And if you don't give us five stars,
0:21.0	what are you nuts?
0:22.5	What are you nuts?
0:24.5	Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.3	They're not the great guys.
0:28.1	We're just so good,
0:29.3	good, good guys.
0:32.0	Mosomorons, I'm sitting here with someone who needs no introduction.
0:36.9	And I'm sitting... I'm sitting here with someone who needs no introduction. And I'm sitting...
0:38.5	I'm going to be okay.
0:42.9	Oh.
0:44.3	Oh my God.
0:46.9	If you're watching on YouTube, Josh just, is that a funny bone?
0:50.3	What is that?
0:50.8	I'm going to bruise like a summer peach.
0:52.1	I just fucking know it.
0:56.7	I'm so sorry. Josh just broke his wrist. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, bub. I look like a pear. I'm sorry. Built like a pair. A Jewish
1:03.8	pair. Ooh, that would be interesting. The Jewish pair. The Jewish pair. Body by pair. Oh, Josh.
1:09.8	Oh, Josh. I'm reading you black and blue.
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