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The Basement Yard

Built An Igloo While I Was Hammered

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2016

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

I was snowed in this past weekend so I decided to make an igloo and get drunk. Pretty standard stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. It's January 25th 3pm on a Monday. I for I fucking didn't do one last week

0:06.4

I just totally forgot I don't even have a good excuse honestly true truth be told on Monday

0:11.7

I was dealing with this company about doing an integration in one of my future videos

0:17.6

So we were going back and forth and then before I knew it it was Tuesday and I was like someone tweeted me

0:22.5

I was like hey, where's the podcast?

0:24.0

And I was like fuck that was supposed to go yesterday and I just didn't do it

0:28.2

Because you know why cuz I'm a piece of shit. That's why I forgot I'm a piece of shit

0:35.9

But anyway some good news is that the video that I put out last week is doing pretty fucking well on the Facebook

0:43.8

Scott 1.7 million views, which is absurd

0:47.4

That's crazy, but it was funny because um

0:52.1

For that video I just I wrote on my Facebook

0:54.2

I'm like hey semi topics of things you want me to talk about blah blah blah blah and some people suggested I talked about

0:59.3

I talk about breastfeeding in public

1:02.4

So I talked about it briefly and I was just kind of saying how like it's weird that people are offended by it like oh

1:08.9

ma'am

1:10.1

ma'am

1:11.3

Put your put your goddamn tid away

1:13.9

My son's here and he could see your tit and now I have to explain to him what you're doing like dude fuck your dumb kid

1:21.6

Punch your kid in the face if he asked questions. How about that?

1:24.8

You know I got to feed my fucking baby. Let people feed their bed

1:28.4

What is like like I said in the video? I was like what is the alternative do you to let it die let it starve?

1:34.2

Cuz then they just start screaming and crying and who the hell of like screaming babies

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