meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Building Your Date's File (w/ Larry Owens)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Multi-award winning actor and comedian Larry Owens (A Strange Loop, Abbott Elementary) chats with Nicole about his experience attending a bear festival, being the fixer-upper in a relationship, and the dangers of Googling someone after a first date. Plus, Larry teaches Nicole some complex new vocabulary.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:10.0

Why won't you date me?

0:12.0

Why won't you date me?

0:14.0

Please!

0:15.0

Tell me why!

0:18.0

Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me a Podcast Video!

0:28.0

The blah blah blah blah blah!

0:30.0

We're me!

0:32.0

It's as if I've never done an intro before in my whole life.

0:37.0

We're me and Nicole Varron tries to figure out how I'm still single.

0:40.0

Even though you could take me up in a hot air balloon, push me out and say,

0:46.0

bye bye bitch, I hope you fly home!

0:49.0

My guess today is a multi-award wedding act, a comedian and singer

0:56.0

who starred in the Pulitzer-winning musical, a strange loop that I tried to see in New York City last time I was there

1:03.0

but was unable to for lack of time.

1:06.0

You can see them in shows like Habitat Elementary, Search Party and Modern Love.

1:11.0

B-bop-boop-bop-boop-bop-bop!

1:14.0

I'm joined by B-b-bop-bop-bop-bop!

1:22.0

Oh, there we go! Oh wow! Hi!

1:26.0

Hi, hi, hi, hi, how are you?

1:29.0

Oh my gosh, after that intro, I'm falling out of the parachute with you.

1:34.0

It was a hot air balloon.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum & Nicole Byer, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum & Nicole Byer and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.