Building Your Date's File (w/ Larry Owens)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Multi-award winning actor and comedian Larry Owens (A Strange Loop, Abbott Elementary) chats with Nicole about his experience attending a bear festival, being the fixer-upper in a relationship, and the dangers of Googling someone after a first date. Plus, Larry teaches Nicole some complex new vocabulary.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please! |
| 0:15.0 | Tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me a Podcast Video! |
| 0:28.0 | The blah blah blah blah blah! |
| 0:30.0 | We're me! |
| 0:32.0 | It's as if I've never done an intro before in my whole life. |
| 0:37.0 | We're me and Nicole Varron tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:40.0 | Even though you could take me up in a hot air balloon, push me out and say, |
| 0:46.0 | bye bye bitch, I hope you fly home! |
| 0:49.0 | My guess today is a multi-award wedding act, a comedian and singer |
| 0:56.0 | who starred in the Pulitzer-winning musical, a strange loop that I tried to see in New York City last time I was there |
| 1:03.0 | but was unable to for lack of time. |
| 1:06.0 | You can see them in shows like Habitat Elementary, Search Party and Modern Love. |
| 1:11.0 | B-bop-boop-bop-boop-bop-bop! |
| 1:14.0 | I'm joined by B-b-bop-bop-bop-bop! |
| 1:22.0 | Oh, there we go! Oh wow! Hi! |
| 1:26.0 | Hi, hi, hi, hi, how are you? |
| 1:29.0 | Oh my gosh, after that intro, I'm falling out of the parachute with you. |
| 1:34.0 | It was a hot air balloon. |
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