Welcome friends to the how to heretic. I'm Uncle Dan and this is your user's guide to life on the outside. That's right,

leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world. But it can also be a

scary world. Things work differently now. Never fear, that's why we're here. We're

your audio uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of

fields. We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a

great life. After all, you only get one that we know of,

so you better make the most

damn two.

Let's get on yet another show. Yes, indeed. And we have arrived at yet another show.

Yes, indeed. And weird things approacheth as we do this show. Yeah this is a weird one. This is a weird one this week I think it's good. Yeah I like it. You're gonna you going to introduce us to a god long gone.

Long gone. He's a weird one and if you like white geese flying forever he's your guy.

Indeed.

And then you're also going to teach us how to get a get out of jail free card.

Yeah, if you'll indulge me, we'll learn a little bit about a new word that's an old word. Yes indeed and then you you are going to

ruin our Saturday by making us meet a bunch of new crazy people. Yeah, it's a meet of people that we can actually go down the street and meet if you're

unfortunate enough to live near some.

I'm, that's just mean, they're probably fine. I'm sure.

They're probably fine people. They just are wasting a lot of their time.

Yeah, yes indeed.

So...

And just a quick note that we had to kind of bank some segments this week because Dan's on the road.

So that makes us both on the road and is a little too much for us to contend with.

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